About Witty Twisters Fashions

Me as a young child.	Me as a young kid.	Me as a young adult.

Hi there, my friends call me Alex, but you can call me Sandor or sir. Just kidding, I hate sir. I'm a partier, not a suit. You call a suit sir, but you call a partier, man or dude. Anyway, I am the sole owner, operator and designer for Witty Twisters Fashions and I am a Canadian living in Toronto, or at least trying.
No, this is not some large conglomerate pumping out silly prints with no real meaning or thought behind them. The fashions in this store reflect my smart assedness and the adult nature of my humor. If you have a sarcastic, witty and twisted sense of humor you should love many of these funny and sexy adult humor fashions.

Witty Twisters Fashions is new, but the strom clods are moving in and we're ready to piss in the other guys grannies peach tea. If you prefer humor over humdrum, and movies that are roller coaster rides of thrills, excitement and effects, then you'll love my fashions for manly men and sexy sirens.

Chow for now; and yes, I know it's spelled differently, but differentlyer is how I roll, joints.

P.S.
Yes, I'm Canadian and the grammar in the store is American because so is my spellcheck and I'm sick of it yelling at me.
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Biography 101

Came Out of the Vagina: Nov. 30, 1964

Headed Back In: April 1, 1976

Skooling: Gradiated High at school

Jobs: Sure, but they were all bad

Favorite Movies: Thor Ragnarock, Iron Man, The Avengers, Suicide Squad, Aquaman, Fifth Element and so on, and so on; getting a pattern here?

Favorite Band: Black Sabbath; I actually met Ozzy at the first Rock In Rio festival.
Eh, what'd you say shunny, now get off my lawn! Yes, I'm that oldish. but not near that mature or macerated, or something like that.

Favorite Flavor Flav: Pizza and beer and chips and burgers and fries and salad. Yep, I love salads too and eat mostly that.

Uhhhh, let me think. Oh yeah!

Parents: Yes, two of them.

Brother and sister: Sure, last I heard. I call them bruh and sis, or by their real names, I can't remember which.
I have no memeries, I don't recall, I have no memory of anything at all.

Cult Of Personlity: Sarcastic sociopathic smart-ass with unnarcissistic tendencies. The Avengers would love or hate me. Meh.

Was I born for this?
Yes, and sucking on titties.

This is the end of me and this biography of horrors.

If you read all of this I hope you had fun because I did writing it.