WITTY TWISTERS FASHIONS
- WHERE WIT MEETS STYLE
WE DON'T JUST SELL FASHIONS
WE ALSO SELL LIFESTYLES AND EXPERIENCES OF A LIFETIME
The Bare Wear Collection is fashions for nudists, naturists, and exhibitionists who love to be nude in public or anyne that loves nudity. For nudists, clothes aren't always optional and this collection let's people know you'd rather be naked.
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Buy a Witty Twister
If you want to change your life for the better, you don't need to join the Army, or any club, you just need to wear a witty and twisted fashion. They do the talking for you.
Why Witty Twisters
Witty Twisters Fashions are designed to bring human lifestyles into the open and break the ice for more of everything. If you love to live life to the fullest, then why not let other like minded people know that in a humorous way without having to say a word.
These sexy and funny adult humor prints and fashions can change your life for the better if you let them. When someone wears a Witty Twister and another person laughs or giggles, their day is improved and you may proceed to have a relationship of any kind with that person if you so choose.
Or, you can wear a Witty Twister to ward off people as well with anti-social, anti-Xmas, or anti-playa fashions.
Trust Us
When it comes to customer service, privacy, and transparency, we will provide you with all the info we can and support you in every way possible, with no excuses. Although nobody is perfect, we will make sure you are as happy as possible with your purchases at all times.
*We DO NOT sell any information to anyone for any reason.
When you purchase a product from us, any problem you have is a problem we have to fix, it's just in our nature.
We have your back covered literally and metaphorically. What other company can say that?
Mission Statement
Witty Twisters Fashions is dedicated to improving everyone's lives including yours, through humorous thought-provoking ideas that bring lifestyles out into the open. Adults who drink, think, smoke, toke, or love to have sex need to express their lifestyles to find like minded individuals using humor and new ideas.
We can turn the world on with a smile, and make every day worthwhile if we can spread altruism instead of apathy across the world, and we aim to do that through humorous and thought-provoking fashions.
Compare our fashions to everyone else's
- Our fashions are funny, sexy, and thought-provoking.
- Our prices are as low as they can go. So low, they could play handball on a sidewalk curb. So low they could crawl under a pregnant snakes belly. etc., etc.
- Our prints and fashions are of the highest quality. We use Gildan and Hanes as our main fashion suppliers and our prints are made with cooler graphics and fonts than anyone else.
- Our fashions are entertaining to a wider variety of people and can change your life for the better.
- A - B E T T E R - L I F E.
- These fashions promote human lifestyles that need to be brought out into the open to progress as a civilization and also towards altruism. What more reason do you need than that to buy all your fashions here? If you want to help save the world, you can start by saving money here as well.
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A note from Witty Twisters Fashions owner
The reason the Witty Twisters website mentions that we don't ask for tax receipts when we donate is because I find that to be unethical. It's your money donating, not ours, and I promise this website will never do anything on purpose that would be considered unethical.
WTF OWNER
Alex S.